Oh look, free whiskey
Cue urinating in public in 3, 2, 1…
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Sunday, 29th January
Overhearing the best bar convo ever.
- Girl: I'm planning a big girls' weekend!
- Guy: You have a lot of fat friends?
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Sunday, 29th January
So this was taken by Jacqui a year ago tomorrow, on the first weekend I hung out with Jordan. We met up in New York and within a few hours, decided we should live together. Like all great ideas, this was cobbled together over the course of several rounds of cocktails and while standing outside in ankle-deep slush, chain smoking cigarettes and throwing snowballs at bar signs.
We (and others) make frequent jokes about how either one of us can usually be found within 5 feet of the other, but without Jordan (and my brother, and my mom - both of whom I love more than I ever can/will express), I wouldn’t be here at all. This has been an incredible, constantly mind-boggling few months. It’s a little tough right now being “underemployed” and whatnot, but it’s just a roadbump. Moving here was, without a doubt, the best thing I’ve ever done. I decided that this is where I want to be one year ago tonight, and I know, without a doubt, that it’s where I want to be a year from tonight.
So thank you (and cheers) to my family, my friends, and my roommate. Despite his love for Trick Daddy and the Miami Marlins, he’s a pretty okay guy. Happy Saturday, everyone.
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Saturday, 28th January
Two 18 oz. t-bone steaks and penne with vodka. Shit just got mad real.
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Wednesday, 25th January
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Wednesday, 25th January
I thought Jordan was home. He is not.
I will now post midget porn from his computer until he comes back in the morning.
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Wednesday, 25th January
