I've been wandering around, making up movies in my head.
Hello.
I'm Mike.
I'm 21.
I'm a Psych major. It is fun.
I live in Scranton, PA.
Nope, I've never met Dwight Schrute.
I'm straight, but a LGBT supporter, forever and always.
You're encouraged to ask questions, say hello, or show me pictures of baby seals if you like.
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Seriously, dude. What the fuck are you shooting at? Nothing about where I live looks like a deer.
I just got most/hopefully all of my emails an hour ago.
Man, it’s amazing the energy we draw from one another. Whenever we need a big play, we just touch each other, just make contact.
—
Ravens’ linebacker Ray Lewis, referring to running back Ray Rice.
Ooooooooooooooooookay.
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
I’d like to thank you for shutting down the entire email network for the long weekend. As we’re still a solid 7 days from Final Exams, I’m sure there’s nothing important in my inbox-that-I-haven’t-been-able-to-access-since-Wednesday stewing away without my knowledge.
Since you delayed this update for the inconvenience it would over cause a month ago, it makes perfect sense to do away with my email right before the most stressful week of the semester, and not simply wait 2 weeks for the end of the semester.
I’m sure you’ll be more than happy to submit any work I might be missing (but am unaware of), and patch things up with my supervisor who now thinks I’m ignoring her.
Go fuck yourself with a Tastykake,
Mike <3.