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I've been wandering around, making up movies in my head.

Hello.
I'm Mike.
I'm 21.
I'm a Psych major. It is fun.
I live in Scranton, PA.
Nope, I've never met Dwight Schrute.
I'm straight, but a LGBT supporter, forever and always.

You're encouraged to ask questions, say hello, or show me pictures of baby seals if you like.
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For additional info, see http://hammerito.tumblr.com/post/132583876/ive-gotten-a-lot-of-questions-lately-about-where

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thedailywhat: ‘This iz not the kitteh ur looking for,’ etc.

thedailywhat:

‘This iz not the kitteh ur looking for,’ etc.

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This will be my day. Killin’ locust like it wudn’t nuffin’.

This will be my day.

Killin’ locust like it wudn’t nuffin’.

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alliphant: juliasegal:iguessthatscool:(via fuckyeahsharks)

alliphant:

juliasegal:iguessthatscool:(via fuckyeahsharks)

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sixbucks: yellowblog: jick5160: nevver: Ceci n’est pas une pipe. A dog smoking a pipe is an automatic reblog. There’s something you don’t hear every day.

sixbucks:

yellowblog:

jick5160:

nevver:

Ceci n’est pas une pipe.

A dog smoking a pipe is an automatic reblog.

There’s something you don’t hear every day.

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I would cut someone to watch some Looney Tunes right now.

I have all the old school ones dubbed on VHS tapes somewhere. Maybe I can borrow a VCR from the Smithsonian.

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Maybe if I had proofread that, I wouldn't have had to edit it 4 times.

And maybe if I stopped drinking my personal relationships would improve.

JK LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

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When I was little, I wasn’t allowed to eat chocolate cereal, so I added Hershey’s syrup (or Brown Cow when I could get it - I love Canada) to my cereal. BUT GUESS WHAT MOM?! I CAN EAT IT NOW. ALL DAY, ERRDAY. I PREFER COCOA PEBBLES AND COCOA KRISPIES TO COCOA PUFFS BUT WHATEVZ. Oh, the hat? Yeah, I bought it from Estonia a few years back and lost it last winter. I woke up wearing it. Apparently, Drunk Mike got all Nicolas-Cage-in-National-Treasure on the situation. Good morning.

When I was little, I wasn’t allowed to eat chocolate cereal, so I added Hershey’s syrup (or Brown Cow when I could get it - I love Canada) to my cereal.

BUT GUESS WHAT MOM?! I CAN EAT IT NOW. ALL DAY, ERRDAY. I PREFER COCOA PEBBLES AND COCOA KRISPIES TO COCOA PUFFS BUT WHATEVZ.

Oh, the hat? Yeah, I bought it from Estonia a few years back and lost it last winter. I woke up wearing it. Apparently, Drunk Mike got all Nicolas-Cage-in-National-Treasure on the situation.

Good morning.

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(via jbowesmusic) I’ve been awake for 20 minutes and Jordan has already: Made my day. Given me imagery that I can’t unsee. Specifically, Jordan having sex with a car. You win some, you lose some.

(via jbowesmusic)

I’ve been awake for 20 minutes and Jordan has already:

  • Made my day.
  • Given me imagery that I can’t unsee. Specifically, Jordan having sex with a car.

You win some, you lose some.

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Hammerito

lilykily:

monkeyfrog:

hammerito:

monkeyfrog:

Are you licensed to practice as a therapist yet?

Nope. Still quite a while before that happens. : (

I think you’re going to be a good one.

What type of therapist, Hammerito?

Thanks monkeyfrog! That made me smile. : )

Hey Lilykily, I’ll (hopefully) be a psychologist (or psychotherapist - whichever term you prefer), probably doing mostly cognitive behavioral therapy. It’ll take me a while to get there, though.

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Hammerito

monkeyfrog:

Are you licensed to practice as a therapist yet?

Nope. Still quite a while before that happens. : (

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