January 2012
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I thought Jordan was home. He is not.
I will now post midget porn from his computer until he comes back in the morning.
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Weezer // The Good Life
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In Memoriam
dukethedog:
I’m sorry to report that Duke passed away tonight. He stuck with us through kidney and heart failure. He was a sweetheart, and a loyal companion. He was my best friend.
Over the last couple weeks his appetite dwindled, and Amy and I gave him his food and pills via feeding syringe. He still wanted to go on walks, and smell leaves, and sit with us. Then, in the last couple days his...
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Fun facts about our across-the-street neighbors:
they bone down a lot
they don’t own blinds
I Was in the Subway When They Discovered a Severed... →
drinkyourjuice:
bobbyfinger:
At 12:30AM Sunday, I thought the reason I wasn’t getting home as early as planned was that piece-of-shit L train. Seven hours later I found out it was because, among other things, of a severed head.
Before arriving at the First Ave, Brooklyn-bound L stop, I received and ignored a text message from a friend that said, “The woman next to me on the sidewalk just saw...
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Fuck. Me.
Here we go Patriots, here we go.
clap clap
Eli Manning's biggest asset is that so many...
Cheering for the Niners in a NY bar:
“Immersive Schadenfreude Therapy”
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“The only difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney is that the...”
– Stephen Colbert (via bostongrits)
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Lil Wayne // Mrs. Officer
In honor of sexy sex...
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spinning-around:
foodsexshelter:
Minus the...
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Radiohead // Weird Fishes/Arpeggi
“I sometimes wonder if the Republican Party has become the receding roar of white...”
– David Brooks (via. Andrew Sullivan)
Quote For The Day - The Dish | By Andrew Sullivan - The Daily Beast
(via think4yourself)
It takes a true conservative to even consider that a debatable question, but yeah, hey, welcome to the party, David.
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I predict 2012 is going to be an exciting year for...
“Charm was a scheme for making strangers like and trust a person immediately, no...”
– Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions
I’m not sure if that was grammatically correct, but there was no way I was typing ‘There is a dog being blown down the street’ and opening up the potential for a serious misunderstanding.
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There is a dog blowing down the street
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Is it bad that I there are two people I went to...
I mean, it sounds bad when I say it like that.
And lastly.
Radiohead // High and Dry
