unicornzzzzz:
paper done.
Use Google Scholar. If your...
Nov 30th
Nothing reminds me that it's the first...
Seriously, dude. What the fuck are you shooting at? Nothing about where I live looks like a deer.
Nov 30th
Apologies to anyone who emailed or...
I just got most/hopefully all of my emails an hour ago.
Nov 30th
“Man, it’s amazing the energy we draw from one another....”
— Ravens’ linebacker Ray...
— Ravens’ linebacker Ray...
Nov 30th
I caved.
Nov 30th
Amazon’s Cyber Monday Deals
Nov 30th
“I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs...”
— Winston Churchill (via...
— Winston Churchill (via...
Nov 30th
starsandsons:
i’m so sorry but i NEEDED to reblog this on...
Nov 30th
Dear University Computer dept.
I’d like to thank you for shutting down the entire email network for the long weekend. As...
Nov 30th
rickahh:
so i showed you what i look like everyday and now...
Nov 30th
rickahh:
truthiness: mah boo does a great enrique...
Nov 30th
rickahh:
this is pretty much what i look like everyday.
...
Nov 30th
travs:
thatguychad:
DIY: Wine Bottle Light
I LIKE...
Nov 30th
What a Comeback
jbowesmusic: hammerito: jbowesmusic: Vince Young just had himself one hell of a game. Jesus....
Nov 30th
What a Comeback
jbowesmusic: Vince Young just had himself one hell of a game. Jesus. 99 yards in under two minutes...
Nov 30th
kodinlanewave:
hammerito:
goodbyesounds:
hammerito:
*SNIP!*
I thought I had knee...
Nov 30th
My dog died :(
allmyloving: I’m really upset right now. I’ll miss her a lot. R.I.P. Zim, we love you & miss...
Nov 30th
goodbyesounds:
hammerito:
What I want for Christmas:
...
Nov 30th
What I want for Christmas:
Reconstructive knee surgery.
At...
Nov 30th
Yeah.
Yeah?
Nov 29th
You start a game AGAINST THE WASHINGTON...
with an onside kick. Now they’re about to score they’ve scored. Can we just get all...
Nov 29th
stuffparty:
Fíladelfía (via Karl Gunnarsson)
...
Nov 29th
synecdoche:
rewatching breaking bad.
I HAVE MISSED THIS...
Nov 29th
(via elegantslum)
If any fanbase expresses the angst that...
Nov 29th
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carrymehome:
pertoleum:
againstyourskin:
The Proclaimers - I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)
Duh....
Nov 29th
brittanyconley:
ashercrash:
(via...
Nov 29th
“I like the British bikes. I like British people....”
— Mike Tyson.
— Mike Tyson.
Nov 28th
“Lennox Lewis, I’m coming for you man. My style is...”
— Mike Tyson.
— Mike Tyson.
Nov 28th
honeybreath:
(via maver)
LET THE UN-IRONIC QUOTING OF...
Nov 28th
CBS: Where quoting the Bible for Tim...
Nov 28th
(via tiresome)
Nov 28th
hannahisdeceased:
...
Nov 28th
ieatcatlitter:
(via jesusislove)
want.
I will wear this...
Nov 28th
clintisiceman
You’re thankful for parrots or stiff erections?
Nov 28th
artificialcinnamon:
scottfriday:
(via drinkyourjuice)
...
Nov 28th
thunderdolt:
Kroger people foiled my daughter’s 2nd...
Nov 28th
ashleycanvogue:
“Ashley, you are completely off of the...
Nov 28th
ashleycanvogue:
iamirma:
daytwoday:
helveticunt:
...
Nov 28th
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glittersmiles:
stateofflux:
flickflickflicker:inothernews:lickystickypickyme:capucha:
Cuter...
Nov 28th
burwell:
merlin:
South Park - s05e04 - Scott Tenorman...
Nov 28th
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banalitycheck:
soupsoup:
americansplendor:
Mystery Science Theater 3000 takes on Twilight.
“I...
Nov 28th
Conspiracy theories with Hammerito!
I’ve always thought that Tiger was gay. The whole Swedish woman thing seemed like a massive...
Nov 28th
(via matt-t)
I just now got around to reading...
Nov 28th
txtsfrmlstnght:
(918): i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Ohhhh. Too soon.
Nov 27th
hardenthefuckup:
(via)
I’m dying.
Nov 27th
“There is one image in my life that consistently makes me...”
— Kenny Powers. This is...
— Kenny Powers. This is...
Nov 27th
Brady Quinn, Alicia Sacramone & the Athlete...
Nov 27th
veruca-salt:
chelzxcore:
ikilleddumbly:
piniyopo:
...
Nov 27th
infinitebutterflies:
my art history class for the last...
Nov 27th
Though I'd prefer if applicants didn't...
if you catch my drift.
Nov 27th
I cook, I clean, I'm good with kids, I...
STRAIGHT MANCHILD SEEKS WEALTHY GAY BENEFACTOR.
Nov 27th
Nov 27th
bbones:
hrrrld:
jengillen:
OH MY LORD, INTERRUPTING...
Nov 27th
What could POSSIBLY make Black Friday at...
kaffeineme: OH I KNOW - CRAMPS!! You forgot to stretch?
Nov 27th
Scranton native Robert Degen, co-writer of...
Nov 27th
nedhepburn:
(via originalist)
i laughed.
Nov 27th
arrowsandaccolades:
...
Nov 27th
sylvysparrow:
un-tout-petit-coeur:
(via dailylibe)
Nov 27th
If my dad doesn't stop telling the same...
twoyellowsequalred: hammerito: Also, good morning. Was it the one about that time when the...
Nov 27th
wontstop:
onthewing:
...
Nov 27th
If my dad doesn't stop telling the same...
Also, good morning.
Nov 27th
I'm pretty sure that people think that I...
I mean, I love cats, but, you know, I don’t live for them. But I did try to rescue a kitten...
Nov 27th
ktrnuh:
For all you folks who are slightly bummed out...
Nov 27th
Dr. Leo Marvin: Why are you always wearing black? What is it with you and this death fixation?
Siggy: Maybe I'm in mourning for my lost childhood.
Siggy: Maybe I'm in mourning for my lost childhood.
Nov 27th
sorry hammerito!
crackedpolystyrene: but i totally feel you on the shitty memories thing. True dat. Bitches and...
Nov 27th
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crackedpolystyrene:
srrrhisanrrrdgrrrl:allhopedeleted:
The Blood Brothers - Love Rhymes With...
Nov 27th
“She met him a week after you left her
When you tossed out...”
— Blood Brothers - Love Rhymes...
— Blood Brothers - Love Rhymes...
Nov 27th
A TINY, DESTRUCTIVE, NONCOMPLIANT...
Nov 27th
…and here’s me 18 years ago.
THE BOY IS MY TINY...
Nov 27th
Also, here’s Sean this morning…
Nov 27th
R.I.P. SLEEPING WHEREVER THE FUCK I WANTED LIKE A G.
Nov 27th
Being the baby of the family, there used to be a time when I...
Nov 27th
Listen
I’m sure I’ll get off this MtB kick soon. It’s about that time.
Drilling
Minus...
Nov 27th
kittenskittenskittens:
HUG ME
Nov 27th
luckyshirt:
I made you this for Thanksgiving.
It’s not...
Nov 27th
Aaaaaaaaand that why we’re careful about leaving wine...
Nov 27th
digitalash:
b7kmkr:rundontwalk:caturday
Nov 27th
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artificialcinnamon:
caylamarie:
radiohead//house of cards
one of my favorite radiohead songs
Nov 27th
hennypotter:
ahhh! it’s the turkey’s ghost!!
Nov 27th
“She was either sweating or eating a banana.”
— My brother.
— My brother.
Nov 27th
kingofalldetectives:
I have to post this again. Happy...
Nov 27th
Chats with Rosey: Holiday Edition!
Rosey: Are you having so much fun?Me: Sean just leg-dropped me in the groin. I'll let you be the judge.
Rosey: Aw. We're going to have so many babies.
Me: Um, sure.
Nov 26th
Babies are weird, man.
I mean, like, whoa.
Nov 26th
The calm before the storm.
This place is going to be a trainwreck in 10 minutes.
Nov 26th
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matt-t:
lickystickypickyme:
I died when I saw this cat. I still hope it is some animation. I am...
Nov 26th
Nieces and nephews. Sean, Olivia, Avery. And Hunter and...
Nov 26th
Before it gets too late, I'd like to...
And to point out that my people were too busy growing potatoes to displace/kill any Native...
Nov 26th
I spent literally the entire day playing...
My friends were in for break, so we played Super Mario Bros. Wii, Left 4 Dead 2, Modern Warfare 2,...
Nov 26th
Name: Mike Tumblr Name: Hammerito Nicknames: My mom calls me...
Nov 26th
kittenskittenskittens:
Radcliff 2
Nov 26th
You guys keep coming up with new...
And it makes me feel like: : %
Nov 25th
kodinlanewave:
accidentallydomesticated:
Yup, you...
Nov 25th
gorillasushi:
For Hammerito. Anyone think it’s t-shirt...
Nov 25th
synecdoche:
boozecats is killing me
Oh. My. God.
Nov 25th
tinybonehands:
winnr:
(via spoonerist...
Nov 25th
spiritguide:
_ (via ßαÐ ßõʎ » ȺℓΘἧƹ)
Nov 25th
spiritguide:
if it doesn’t break (via NicaMom)
Nov 25th
Watch
Holy hell this kid is a beast.
(via)
Nov 25th
“Also, to go on a complete tangent, I get into enormous...”
— Drew Magary, from Deadspin. ...
— Drew Magary, from Deadspin. ...
Nov 25th
danionaday:
thisiswhyyourefat:
The Smorturary
One layer...
Nov 25th
Depressed Lady Loses Benefits Because Of Her...
Nov 25th
savethekitties:
(via mo ba ca na)
Oh okay.
Nov 25th
tlbb:
HEY WHO’S LIVEBLOGGING THE STATE DINNER?
Prime...
Nov 25th
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upanddowns:
Saosin - Mookies Last Christmas
From throat and eyes came winter and reasons I’m...
Nov 25th
ieatcatlitter:
how convenient
Look at that GQ...
Nov 25th
robot-heart:
soupsoup:
Classic Onion: 26-Year-Old To See...
Nov 25th
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lakynwakeup:
hammerito:
devincastro:
Bright Eyes / Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
...
Nov 24th
Okay, I'll be honest.
That Bright Eyes version of Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas got me a little misty. Maybe...
Nov 24th
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devincastro:
Bright Eyes / Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
Nov 24th
phosphorescent:
(via fuckyeahrocknroll)
Nov 24th
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rickahh:
jane and i sing this to each other a lot. which is probably weird.
Okay so that’s...
Nov 24th
I was trying to decide between the...
A mistake I won’t make again.
Nov 24th
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passthemike:
“Cheap Reward” - Elvis Costello
Fuck and yes. I’m guessing someone else saw...
Nov 24th
I wish all of my gay amigos could see...
He looks like a young Paul Newman, Milo Ventimiglia, and Gael Garcia Bernal rolled into one. You...
Nov 24th
And someone apparently has the Espresso...
Maybe I’ll regrow my taste buds in time for Christmas dinner.
Nov 24th
I don't know when all these people found...
but please go away. You’re ruining my happy place.
Nov 24th
SCRANTON: Where 'New Jersey Pride'...
Nov 24th
synecdoche:
hammerito:
halfbakedidea:
...
Nov 24th
Healthcare in terms of the economy
I had wondered why the Democrats had yet to point out the cost of the healthcare system on labor,...
Nov 24th
Thoughts during U.S. History.
Nov 24th
halfbakedidea:
morrowplanet:gorillasushi:
I’m so sorry...
Nov 24th
You can make it through today. Deep...
Nov 24th
Listen
samarie:
Minus the Bear- Burying Luck
Right then.
Nov 24th
It would have been sweet if I had...
But it’s fixed now.
Nov 24th
Listen
Why do we hide behind such ugly faces?
How the Leopard Got Its Spots
Portugal. The Man.
Waiter:...
Nov 24th
monsterxero:
hammerito:
pocketcontents:
iainwith2is:
...
Nov 24th
Dear Hammerito:
elsabette: Why do you hate Beth Ditto so much? Just curious. She’s just everything that...
Nov 24th
brittanylashea:
ranga-sauce:
howardaxiom:
...
Nov 24th
pocketcontents:
iainwith2is:
erinmargrethe:
...
Nov 24th
shatteredyouth:
WTF O_O
Nov 24th
Stephen Colbert singing Elvis Costello's...
THAT. IS. ALL.
Nov 24th
fairchilds:
likeneelyohara:
(via blua)
Hammerito!!!...
Nov 24th
Why yes, I'd love to come to a townie...
johnwilkestooth: hammerito: I’ll eat some Thanksgiving leftovers before I go and suck on a...
Nov 24th
What the fuck has gotten into Ray Emery...
jd5: hammerito: Any chance of you stopping one of these, champ? he needs more blow. true...
Nov 24th
Why yes, I'd love to come to a townie...
I’ll eat some Thanksgiving leftovers before I go and suck on a shotgun when I get home.
Nov 24th
Googlegooglegooglegoogle.com: this has a lot...
Nov 24th
Adopted guy tracks down biological parents,...
Nov 24th
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got.
transatlanticismism: I’m still, I’m still jenny from the block.
Nov 24th
It’s sparkleneelysparkle’s birthday?! Joe Biden...
Nov 24th
I OUGHT TO SAY NO NO NO
(via wontstop)
Nov 24th
laughingcity:
(via carinaavila)
NAVI SHUT THE FUCK UP I...
Nov 24th
Listen
At least 90% of Minus the Bear’s songs are about getting drunk and boning.
White Mystery
...
Nov 24th
kaffeineme:
hammerito:
I Googled ‘calendar’. Google...
Nov 24th
liliinthesky:
brosephstalin:
ramblingdaniel:
...
Nov 24th
(via brittanyconley)
I would shoot puppies out of a spud...
Nov 24th
One of my classes today dealt with...
Professor: So, we're going to do an exercise, where each person gives them one trait that they possess, and then explains how that trait makes them more or less aware of a cultural diversity issue. Ann, why don't you start?Ann (the only black girl in the class): I don't know. What's one noticeable trait about me?
Everyone (*Looking down*): ...
Girl: You're black.
Me: Jesus Christ.
Nov 24th
I Googled ‘calendar’. Google Image gave me this.
Nov 24th
HAMMERITO!
yourkatastrophe: I dreamed that you want to my school and I walked past you every day on my way to...
Nov 24th
And I almost got hit by a train again...
Let’s all understand that this is a freight train, moving at no more than 35 MPH, and it has...
Nov 23rd
Paula Deen hit in the face with a frozen ham...
Nov 23rd
notthatkindagay:
There’s a little-known provision in the...
Nov 23rd
lakynwakeup:
b7kmkr:
(via figo)
K, so. This thoroughly...
Nov 23rd
generic1:
(via bringtheruckuss)
“I understand that...
Nov 23rd
juliasegal:
notso:deanminifie:(via etslee)
i rue the day...
Nov 23rd
arrowsandaccolades:
mattgorman:
(via hammerito)
I spent...
Nov 23rd
Watch
thunderdolt:
smartasshat:
yhf:
nolagrrlnyc:
thebumblebees:
Watch as a patient police...
Nov 23rd
Nov 23rd
Nov 23rd
Quiet
katinkahendtits: A whale is in trouble. I have to go.
Nov 23rd
IllustratedExample
Dude, Asante Samuel is too busy tackling people to make an interception. JK JK...
Nov 23rd
I ate too many tortilla chips, I have to...
I think we’re all caught up. How was errbody’s weekend?
Nov 23rd
steelopus:
rifqiehidayat:
something interesting there
...
Nov 23rd
The students that I'm TA-ing for are...
But they can’t find the FAQs. I told them that there was an FAQ about how to find the FAQs. ...
Nov 20th
Listen
And some driving music. Bye bye. : )
Shine A Light
Wolf Parade
Apologies to the Queen Mary
Nov 20th
Alright, errbody. It’s time once again for my Monthly...
Nov 20th
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texburgher:
“Skyway” by The Replacements.
Sweetest missed connections soundtrack ever. Makes me...
Nov 20th
angelablack:
SHITBURGLING COCKBUCKETS… for Sniffy.
WHAT.
Nov 20th
No one appreciates my snark.
Sorry, Prodigal.
Nov 20th
stop removing credit.
Someone-or-other said: you assholes.
Nov 20th
You guys need hobbies.
Nov 20th
thewarindrew:
RIP UGA VII
UGA VII died this week due to...
Nov 20th
Timeline of my mornings:
8 AM - Wake up. Alarm has been ringing for one hour. 8:00:01 AM - Consider jumping out window. ...
Nov 20th
(via ieatcatlitter)
Nov 20th
(via juliasegal)
There’s a Boulevard Avenue here in...
Nov 20th
“Like a lot of my professional wrestling brethren, I was...”
— Mick Foley, Will Phillips’ new...
— Mick Foley, Will Phillips’ new...
Nov 20th
Pretty content:
iamdirtfarmer: hammerito: iamnotwolverine: animalscrackers: iamnotwolverine: Sittin in my...
Nov 20th
So, this Grapes of Wrath thing has...
terrybain: hammerito: Namely, that some folks hate it. Which was kind of the point… you should...
Nov 20th
Pretty content:
iamnotwolverine: animalscrackers: iamnotwolverine: Sittin in my jammies downstairs, curled up...
Nov 20th
Chats with Rosey
Rosey: *To Stan* Stanley, don't do that.Me: What's he doing?
Rosey: Sitting on my dresser, looking directly into the lamp.
Me: Oh. That's... that's sad.
Nov 20th
So, this Grapes of Wrath thing has...
Namely, that some folks hate it. Which was kind of the point… you should have to slog a little...
Nov 20th
Things that should be mandatory for high...
yourfakelife: hammerito: ginabstract: hammerito: To read: The Jungle by Upton Sinclair ...
Nov 20th
Just to clarify, my must-read list is...
I even think everyone should read Ayn Rand, though I think it’s a lot of fantastical dreck.
Nov 20th
Things that should be used only to line...
minou: hammerito: The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger. Also, Fight Club. I actually...
Nov 20th
Things that should be mandatory for high...
ginabstract: hammerito: To read: The Jungle by Upton Sinclair Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury ...
Nov 20th
Things that should be used only to line...
The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger.
Nov 20th
Things that should be mandatory for high...
To read: The Jungle by Upton Sinclair Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury The Grapes of Wrath by John...
Nov 20th
funsizebytes:
With the likelihood of Christmas being...
Nov 20th
rosasparks:
fuckingdelicious:
I don’t know either, dude....
Nov 20th
“They recently made a porn movie, this is true, about Sarah...”
— Tina Fey, hosting the Ad...
— Tina Fey, hosting the Ad...
Nov 20th
sparkleneelysparkle:
fatmanatee:
EVERYTHING IS OKAY...
Nov 20th
linusinhats:
So this turned out really creepy
Oh wow.
Nov 20th
10-day weekend starts tomorrow at 1:50.
Tomorrow: 2 classes, 1 TA gig, then headed on my Monthly Cross-Commonwealth Spirit Journey...
Nov 20th
A ringing endorsement.
Chris Matthews: Is Sarah Palin qualified to be president?Gov. Haley Barbour (R-MS): Uh... well, uh... Constitutionally, she sure is.
Nov 20th
Listen
Over and Over Again (Lost & Found)
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
Nov 20th
Texans: outsmarting themselves since...
Nov 19th
Texas Accidentally Bans Straight Marriage
Nov 19th
infinitebutterflies:
daniellelle:
August 15 1961. Two...
Nov 19th
Oprah's ending her show in Sept. 2011.
wearealwayslost: hammerito: bjcg: notthatkindagay: God. Is there anything that doesn’t die...
Nov 19th
Great moments in brainworks.
Chili, bacon, and an omelette. Yeah, sounds safe to distance run after eating that, right? ...
Nov 19th
synecdoche:
JASON ALEXANDER?
HAHAHAHAHAHAH I watched...
Nov 19th
juliasegal:
johnnyvagabond:
juliasegal:
This picture...
Nov 19th
carlovely:
ohhhh-wee.
look at this fancy new feature.
...
Nov 19th
mattgorman:
hammerito:
arrowsandaccolades:
Look, I’m...
Nov 19th
arrowsandaccolades:
hammerito:
arrowsandaccolades:
...
Nov 19th
arrowsandaccolades:
Look, I’m not going to point any...
Nov 19th
morningrosie:
nerdy-girl:
chloeleanne:
...
Nov 19th
allmyloving:
I love this picture of JVR and J Carts, but...
Nov 19th
@Fairylights
Naoise, I’m curious what the response...
Nov 19th
fuckprincecharming:
(via ieatcatlitter)
Nov 19th
I've been online for 30 seconds and I'm...
There’s a joke about comfort food in here somewhere, but I’m not going to be the one to...
Nov 19th
BJCG
Can… can I come to your iced tea party? Puhleeze?
Nov 19th
thisiswhyyourefat:
Dessertwiches
Chocolate chip cookies...
Nov 19th
All of my classes are cancelled for the...
BUT! someone else needs to visit my internship to get credit for having field experience. So I have...
Nov 19th
snowyinclines:
linusinhats:
I have no pop cultural or...
Nov 19th
caylamarie:
thedisneyvault:
Does anyone remember Book...
Nov 19th
The Beets t-shirt.
Okay, I’ll stop now. But you...
Nov 19th
Original Mighty Ducks shirt (the link takes you to an Adam...
Nov 19th
I know, right?
How awesome are those shirts?
Nov 19th
Blue Ranger shirt (but they’re all there).
Nov 19th
Ebbe Calvin “Nuke” LaLoosh shirt.
Nov 19th
Henry Rowengartner shirt.
Nov 19th
Gunnar Stahl shirt.
Nov 19th
Ray Finkle shirt.
Nov 19th
Hey Hammerito,
sistermarymartha: Just thought I’d share, I am moving right? I will be ten minutes from the new...
Nov 19th
Watch
ronniebruce:
Might Ducks 2 | “The goalie!”
For my sister, lol.
I always liked how that play...
Nov 19th
twoyellowsequalred:
hammerito:
$25 for a scarf. How do...
Nov 19th
Facebook friend turns into Big Brother
Nov 19th
$25 for a scarf. How do you sleep at night?
But still, this...
Nov 19th
barbarienne:
ayoogeee:
kari-shma:
Red Panda (10,000+...
Nov 19th
Static time
artificialcinnamon: in 4321 Some pink/brown noise sounds like a plan. If anyone is looking, go...
Nov 19th
baileygenine:
Sir Stansley to cheer you up, Mike!
Too...
Nov 19th
1930s-40s in Color
Nov 19th
I love you guys.
Nov 19th
This night went south so goddamn fast.
Someday I’ll write a book and it’ll all be so inspirational but for the moment I just...
Nov 19th
skeetshoot:
(via nooxfordcomma)
Photographer: “Hey...
Nov 19th
For allmyloving.
Nov 19th
allmyloving:
I miss these two. I miss the Phillies. I miss...
Nov 19th
Sorry for the beefcake, fellas. I have a...
julianrose: (via hammerito) WHAT ABOUT THE HOT CHICKS FOR THE OTHER SORTS OF GAYS Go here.
Nov 19th
Sorry for the beefcake, fellas. I have a...
Nov 19th
-yume:
gayminiblog:
Chris Knee
Can we talk about this...
Nov 19th
scaeriel:
hammerito:
twoyellowsequalred:
If we can get...
Nov 19th
illustratedexample:
hammerito:
twoyellowsequalred:
If...
Nov 19th
don't tell anyone, but i actually...
(via inthefade) I did too. But, you know, fuck ‘em… or something.
Nov 19th
twoyellowsequalred:
If we can get Jordan up here at some...
Nov 19th
americanoctopus:
bearsbeetsbattlestargalactica:
(via...
Nov 19th
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I heart Karin Dreijer Andersson so hard.
Heartbeats
The Knife
Deep Cuts
Nov 19th
oldfilmsflicker:
longlivethequeen:
smut-to-go:
Van...
Nov 19th
guillee:
(Via topherchris.)
Nov 19th
No one appreciates Revolutionary...
Or maybe you do.
Nov 19th
I just threw up all down Beacon Hill
britlikesdubees: queenwithoutaking: :/ Shrimp scampi was a bad choice. aw baby :(. I wish...
Nov 19th
jaydensmommie:
hammerito:
Wait… WHAT? Anthony Green...
Nov 19th
lindsayhuffman:
Condé Nast says it is already racing to...
Nov 19th
Wait… WHAT? Anthony Green thinks that his...
Nov 19th
carlovely:
the table top beer dispenser keeps up to...
Nov 19th
John Mayer has his own Tumblr!!
Nov 19th
(via chelseaalltogether)
Nov 19th
jesussavesispendd:
suicideblonde:(via meowzedong)
DO YOU...
Nov 19th
chronicdissatisfaction:
kaytee:
seagull:(via...
Nov 19th
If you were a cow, this wouldn’t even be an issue.
...
Nov 19th
For about 10 months of 2006 and '07, I...
And every time I eat steak, I hate myself for missing out on 10 months of steaks. Seriously, what...
Nov 19th
GUH. It's like romance or some shit.
(via yowhatsthehaps) Seriously. If we’re going to get all ~matrimonious up in this bitch,...
Nov 18th
Fucking Christ. This is Cats vs. Sharks...
It’ll be hours before this is off my dash.
Nov 18th
You matrimony-happy assholes ruined my...
May god have mercy on your souls.
Nov 18th
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Also, awwwwwww.
Nov 18th
Why is Chris Dodd yelling into my brain?
Nov 18th
runmartinrun:
hammerito:
GPOYW - “Why am I running outdoors, through the woods, in northeastern...
Nov 18th
arrowsandaccolades:
hammerito:
GPOYW - “Why am I running...
Nov 18th
GPOYW - “Why am I running outdoors, through the woods,...
Nov 18th
thewarindrew:
Ninja kitten.
Jan 2K9
D’awwwwwwww!
Nov 18th
tomoatmeal:
A Story of Courage
The creek was not like...
Nov 18th
clintisiceman:
(via savethekitties)
Torture kitties.
...
Nov 18th
No, seriously, with WWII in HD, this has been the best week...
Nov 18th
Top 10 crushes
guillee: Based on my last 1,000 likes (I’m really bored, OK?): steelopus – ♥ × ∞ hammerito...
Nov 18th
skeetshoot:
stil in berlin
Blick auf diese ficken unten.
Nov 18th
lakynwakeup:
b7kmkr:
hangintherescarlett:
...
Nov 18th
Serenity now.
Nov 18th
justinu84:
(via grindlebone)
Marmalard?!
(Only...
Nov 18th
ronbailey:
kryz:
In December of 1944, whilst behind...
Nov 18th
dearimaginaryfriend:
safelydreaming:
thelonelypeople:
...
Nov 18th
hennypotter:
...
Nov 18th
No one will get my Evgeni Nabokov joke....
alwaysintense: (via hammerito) You can’t mention Evgeni Nabokov jokes and then not tell them. ...
Nov 18th
No one will get my Evgeni Nabokov joke....
Nov 18th
gunstreetgirl:
etralos:extremelygruntled:
Nabokov wrote...
Nov 18th
iamdirtfarmer:
hammerito:
iamdirtfarmer:
hello,...
Nov 18th
iamsosorry:
hammerito:
thedailywhat:
[photo via.]
...
Nov 18th
iamdirtfarmer:
hello, tuesday night.
We should be best...
Nov 18th
(614):
psychedelictits: Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the...
Nov 18th
camiwillknow:
stinazombean:
apparently these orphaned...
Nov 18th
thedailywhat:
[photo via.]
This is my favorite thing...
Nov 18th
samarie:
(via kittykittybangbang)
Jesus, Dave. Lighten...
Nov 18th
hennypotter:
i don’t smoke. but what did it for me was the...
Nov 18th
And what's more...
fairylights: hammerito: Unusual vocal sounds that are unique to certain languages (Asian...
Nov 18th
And yes, that means that the traditional...
slowgraffiti: (via hammerito) Unless it is done using Krashen’s theory of Language Learning, that...
Nov 18th
arrowsandaccolades:
You DO have really pretty writing…
...
Nov 18th
Someone just posted something about...
portorock: hammerito: artificialcinnamon: hammerito: And since I constantly tell my...
Nov 18th
And what's more...
jlamere: hammerito: Unusual vocal sounds that are unique to certain languages (Asian languages...
Nov 18th
And what's more...
Unusual vocal sounds that are unique to certain languages (Asian languages come to mind) can’t...
Nov 18th
Someone just posted something about...
artificialcinnamon: hammerito: And since I constantly tell my child-bearing brother and sister...
Nov 18th
And yes, that means that the traditional...
Nov 18th
Someone just posted something about...
And since I constantly tell my child-bearing brother and sister about this, I thought I’d...
Nov 18th