January 2010
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December 2009
A man’s ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and...
– Albert Einstein (via pjandeasymac)
New Years Resolutions:
1.) Stop eating processed foods.*
Likely duration of resolution: As soon as I run out of oranges (One week).
2.) Stop socially smoking.*
Likely duration of resolution: Next time I’m at the bar (One week).
3.) Write every day.
I had a professor tell me that if I wasn’t spending my time writing to get published, that he would “Hunt [me] down and kick the shit out of...
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Sometimes when I hear someone say something, I...
So I think about it
and I think about it
and I think about it
and I think about it
and I think about it
and I think about it
and I think about it
and I think about it
and I think about it
and I think about it
and I think about it
and then I realize that it’s one of the dumbest things anyone has ever said to me.
Write drunk; edit sober.
– Ernest Hemingway (via bibliotheque) (via jasonczebatul) (via danionaday)
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Evolution and Religion (NY Times) →
The evolutionary benefit of faith and the new direction of belief.
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Before the game, we were grabbing some balls and they were slipping out of our...
– Ron Jaworski.
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My niece and nephew told me, unsolicited and...
I fucking adore those kids.
Jesus help the first boy who tries to date my Livi.
In which Sean breaks one of his new toys.
Sean: *Smashing toy on floor*
Dan (my brother): Sean Patrick! Did you break your toy already?
Sean: No.
Dan: Is it broken?
Sean: Yes.
Dan: Did you break it?
Sean: No.
Dan: Then who did?
Sean: Sean.
Dan: I see. And what's your name?
Sean: ...
Christmas Day NBA Uniforms
banalitycheck:
sportscentr:
The holiday patches all the players are wearing today are supposed to depict a snowflake, but on TV, it looks like a Star of David. So it looks less like “whimsical holiday flair” and more like “uncomfortable throwback to the Warsaw Ghetto.”
I thought the EXACT same thing. Then I saw Zydrunas Ilgauskas and got really uncomfortable.
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I think I'm going to declare January "Celine Dion...
To mistrust science and deny the validity of the scientific method is to resign...
– P. J. O’Rourke (via mityelpoc) (via creativelymaladjusted)
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Even though surveys show they are part of the demographic group that makes the...
– Whites Smoke Pot, but Blacks Are Arrested
Racism in New York.
(via rubenfeld)(via kelmitchell)
“In one year, 2008, Bloomberg made more pot arrests than in 18 years of Koch, Dinkins and Giuliani combined.”
(via firthofforth)(via kinochestvo)(via firthofforth)(via huskerdont)(via firthofforth)(via...
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can you work on filling those regions?
– my boss.
(i giggled)
(via thewarindrew)
shut up woman. →
psychedelictits:
get on my horse.
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