January 2010
Since I get Formspring questions about this:
I’m 21. The younger of my brothers is 34. My sister is 38. My oldest brother is 39. My parents are 63. I know, right?
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ListenStraight Outta Compton - NWA
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All 700 Club joking aside, these fine folks are...
With the implication that even if you’re in terrible financial shape, quitting to take care of your kids will trigger some divine sequence of events that ends in you getting rich and being happy. In addition, they’ve made sure to point out that all the families who have done this (they’ve shown a lot) have gotten rich ONLY BECAUSE they continued to give money to Pat Robertson...
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“Do you like speed? Are you into power? Why go 150 MPH when you can go the speed...”
– Pat Robertson, 700 Club.
Jan 31st
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“Sometimes I wake up extremely happy simply because you’re around. That’s pretty...”
– Shit just got real! (via notthatkindagay) (via thedmoshow)
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“Don’t lose a lot of sleep over her. There are a lot of fish in the sea....”
– Me.
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openareas asked: I introduced a new character into my novel last night. I want to name him Hammerito. He's a trucker. He is the personification of every Clutch song. You chill with that?

I don't think I ever used the word "chill" like that before.
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“As the senior ranking military Veteran in Congress, I am compelled to respond to...”
– Rep. Joe Sestak (D-PA, Retired Navy Admiral) schools Sen John. McCain on DADT (via notthatkindagay) I signed up to work on Sestak’s campaign a while back. He’s amazing, and is running against Arlen Specter (eww) and Pat Toomey. If you hadn’t heard of Toomey, he’s to the...
Jan 28th
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“At least we’ve still got R.L. Stine.”
– Synecdoche. Pilot wins.
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Salinger was the only thing keeping a terrible,...
I hope Michael Bay can jazz it up a little.
Jan 28th
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J.D. Salinger is dead.
I’ll take a month off from hating the living shit out of Catcher in the Rye. Seriously though, sad.
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I forgot + (he/she/it/I/you/they/we) +...
You try?
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The opposite of Pong →
(via jlamere) This is awesome.
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Listenstellark: F.C.P.R.E.M.I.X. | The Fall Of Troy ...
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ListenCuckoo Cuckoo - Animal Collective Look, I know...
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“I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think...”
– Kurt Vonnegut (via louobedlam)(via wigglewarily) (via imememine) (via jesussavesispendd)
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Listenbanterability: Me and You by Bearbot (“Young...
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“If this Vietnamese restaurant were any more authentic, we’d have to go up to the...”
– Twitter / Adam Isacson (via moltz)
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Alright, so I was at the bar back in the early...
And he just tried to friend me on Facebook. Coincidentally (also, how the fuck did he remember my name for 4 months?), he just broke up with his boyfriend. And he just “poked” me. Uh-oh. On the plus side, I haven’t shown up on the M4M Missed Connections on Craigslist in a while. At least 3 times someone has seen my description on there.
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Listenwhambamkam: it wasn’t me // shaggy OHHHHHH HO...
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