December 2010
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I'm considering bringing tequila to the party...
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Oh, she says, well, you’re not a poor man. You know, why don’t you...
– Kurt Vonnegut.
This will always be my favorite quote.
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lovewalk:specif-specificity:
Always.
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Being angry, bitter, demanding, mean, and vaguely threatening is an ungood strategy for acquiring positive attention.
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I really don't understand why I can't get a...
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I'm 6'4", guys.
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About 3 years ago, I decided to stop being a complete fucking asshole and try to be a better person. Whether this was the best or worst decision of my life is up for debate on the daily.
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Big sis and me
Kathy: I have two forks. Why do I have two forks?
Me: You have the serving fork for the ham.
Kathy: Wait, which one?
*picks up fork*
Me: Not that one.
*sets down fork; picks up same fork again*
Me: That is the exact same fork.
Kathy: Which one is it?
Me: It's the huge one. With all the ham impaled on it.
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And today, the children arrive.
Three nieces, two nephews, and a huge snowstorm. Time for Uncle Mike’s Monthly Abstinence Reminder Therapy Experience.
Anonymous asked: List the most attractive people you follow on Tumblr. How about a top 5?
Anonymous asked: List the most attractive people you follow on Tumblr. How about a top 5?
Actually, this was funny. My friend Amy’s dog Chaussette enjoying a witbier.
Actually, this was funny. My friend Amy’s dog Chaussette enjoying a witbier.
Actually, this was funny. My friend Amy’s dog Chaussette enjoying a witbier.
Actually, this was funny. My friend Amy’s dog Chaussette enjoying a witbier.
Actually, this was funny. My friend Amy’s dog Chaussette enjoying an expensive Belgian witbier.
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This Christmas party was better than the last one...
But worse in essentially every other way.
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Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Joyous Kwanzaa
jbowesmusic:
Whatever you celebrate, I hope you’re surrounded by loved ones, close friends, or at least top-shelf booze. May your stockings be full, your tree or candles bright, and your grandmothers abnormally short-winded on the telephone. If I had one Christmas wish this year, it would be for all your homes to be as warm with love as mine. If I had a second Christmas wish this year, it would...
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Sometimes, the amount of effort required to not send an email is staggering.
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“Meet me… in Zontauk.”
I'm still hoping Julian Assange will WikiLeak what...
#probablysocksandcash
fairylights asked: Merry Christmas Mike!
Have a good one.
Nollaig Shona! :)
Have a good one.
Nollaig Shona! :)
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