February 2011
January 2011
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“I am not bound to win, but I am bound to be true. I am not bound to succeed, but...”
– Abraham Lincoln.
I had an incredible weekend in New York. I met a bunch of awesome folks who got me balls-to-the-wall drunk on Friday in the Village, then took me on a walk around Times Square on Saturday to (try to) dry out. Then I met a bunch MORE awesome folks on Saturday at the meetup. Honestly, everyone I talked to was witty and charming and funny etc., etc., etc.
A++ people; would get drunk with again in a...
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"It's by the hotel."
A LOT OF FUCKING THINGS ARE BY THE HOTEL BECAUSE IT’S IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING MANHATTAN. COULD YOU NARROW IT DOWN TO A LATITUDE AND LONGITUDE MAYBE?
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HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW WHERE YOUR PARKING LOT IS
NEW YORK IS KIND OF BIG
I’M FROM OUT OF TOWN AND PAYING MONEY TO STAY THERE
HELP A BROTHER OUT YOU RUDE HORSE’S ASS
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Going to the bar last night wasn’t a ‘bad’ decision, but it wasn’t as good of a decision as ‘packing my shit’ or ‘calling the hotel to find out where to park’ would have been.
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I need a job so I have something more interesting to post about than myself and the cats.
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“Mr. Madison Ms. Bachmann, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
I might as well...
“That dream is why I can stand here before you tonight. That dream is why a...”
– President Barack Obama, giving props (via think4yourself)
INSIDER NOTE: That dream is leaving Scranton and/or Cincinnati and never going back.
I hope Biden is whispering things to Boehner to...
“Baseball. Apple pie. Mom. World War II. Old Yeller. Miniature American flags. Fireworks. Bambi. Peewee football. Michel Gondry films. Firefighters. Tax cuts. Ronald Reagan.”
“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our...”
– Isaac Asimov, US biochemist and science fiction author (1920-1992)
(via greenstate)
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“I’ve been thinking a lot about dying lately. Regardless of how this particular...”
– Synecdoche, New York (via yayayayasmin)
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Watchluckyshirt:
I made something.
This is the only thing I’m posting today. Seriously. Done. Perfect. See you tomorrow.
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ragazza-orribile asked: 6 hours? more like 9 or 10.
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Kaiser Chiefs // I Predict A Riot
Headed into the...
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“It ain’t what you know that gets you into trouble. It’s what you...”
– Mark Twain
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There is no magic money box. Unless you’re a Republican.
This just melted my brain a little.
awwhellnah:
I place $20 in a box.
So do you.
Now the box contains $40, and we both know it.
I sell the box to you for $30.
And we both walk away with a $10 profit.
Wait. Hold on. Okay. No.
You put in $20, then paid $30 for $40.
So you paid $50 for $40 (or, if you want to subtract your own investment, you paid $30 for $20).
I gave up $20, then got $30.
You: $40 - ($20 + $30) = -$10
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We come from the land of the ice and snow. From...
hammerito:
Holy fucking shit do I hate snow.
Alright, I’ll reblog this.
@Anon:
I’m still interesting, I just don’t talk about it. Can’t talk about it, actually.
Bright Eyes // Drunk Kid Catholic