December 2011
“A friend is one whom before I may think aloud.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
Won at trivia, flirted with a girl who, it turns...
Deuces, Scranton!
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Woman hits moose on way to visit sister who also... →
Big ups, Canada.
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imnotheretomakefriends:
i can’t drive.
Fifty-fiiiiiiiiiiive
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I'm pretty sure nurselady was supposed to put a...
It’s possible I’ve just been given the greatest gift of all.
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V-necks cancelled until further notice due to...
Take CPR class so I can start training (read: making pay-purr)
Immediately pair up with cutest girl there
Get her number
Forget original intent of class
?????
Profit!
“He also professed to have no regrets for a lifetime of heavy smoking and...”
– Christopher Hitchens’ obit. Probably a good quote to go out on. (via richardlawson)
Found my reading for my Viking funeral.
(via insooutso)
Anonymous asked: I'm sure you get this all the time buuuuttt...will you marry me?
Christopher Hitchens
:(
Hey all.
So I’m once again looking for a job. I kind of knew it was coming, but things didn’t pan out at this place, so I’m looking once again.
Ideally, I’ll be able to start personal training as early as next week, but if anyone hears of anything before then, let me know.
Thanks, y’allz.
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Another choice cut from last night's date with the...
Her: I work at a sports agency, but we don't really have any big names... no one I've ever heard of.
Me: Oh, well try me.
Her: Have you ever heard of Hope Solo?
Me: ...
Her: Or some basketball guy... Derrick Rose, I think?
Me: *head hits bar*
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On the plus side, it’s free Negra Modelo and beef jerky night at the bar.
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Went on a date. She didn't know the difference...
NEXT.
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I’m fighting off the sniffles (not this weekend, please…) and we haven’t gotten around to buying tea so I’m going with decaf, french vanilla creamer, and a shot (+/- 2 shots) of good tequila.
True Life: I'm a 23 year-old man who enjoys...
Jordan: “How are you single again?”
I look and feel like I lost a fight with a honey badger.
peanut butter and whole wheat tortillas> nutella and crepes.
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“If you gave Jerry Falwell an enema he could be buried in a matchbox.”
– Christopher Hitchens (via bringtheruckuss)
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LCD Soundsystem // New York I Love You, But...
Update:
So our (Jordan’s) lease expired yesterday. We had an apartment lined up and ready to go through a broker, but there were a few issues:
At our initial meeting on Sunday, her actual first statement to me was a lie. She told me she turned up 20 minutes late because of her previous appointment. I watched her walk out of a building on the opposite corner, which she later (apparently thinking...
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