March 2012
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Coldplay // The Scientist
Whatever judge me BUT...
February 2012
First U.S. soccer victory vs. Italy in 82 years.
1-0 victory, in Italy.
USA
My friend Bernie is a foul-mouthed, hard-drinking...
#february29THissogoddamnweird
NY TIMES: Once-dead and bailed-out A.I.G.... →
Put differently, that’s:
271,418,780 pitchforks or
2,265,446,220 Halloween prop-y torches (bring the little ones!)
The Daytona 500 is one blue turtle shell from...
And whichever lucky bastard landed the Chiquita banana sponsorship is about to take the lead for good.
Aaaaaand my XBox, our sole source of non-internet...
Dearest Microsoft,
This is my third XBox, and as much as I enjoy sending it in for an annual de-lousing, I was wondering if there was any chance you could stop designing shitty operating systems and phones with confusing displays and put a little $krilla toward finding a cure for whatever keeps destroying those things you keep selling me and/or not make shit that tends to get hot out of plastic,...
The Onion: Confused Milwaukee Bucks have no idea...
NEW YORK—Shrugging their shoulders and looking helplessly at each other, baffled players on the 22-35 Milwaukee Bucks had no idea what to do with the basketball Wednesday following a defensive rebound by center Andrew Bogut. “Um, so now what?” Bogut said, clutching the ball to prevent it from accidentally bouncing on the floor. “Man, this thing is really round. Should I be...
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Every Time I Die // The New Black
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“He’s a cheerful warrior.”
– Rick Perry, on Newt Gingrich.
I… Yeah.
Santorum: "Doin' a lot with a little."
Right from the homophobic horse’s mouth, y’all.
“Iran is the most prolific proliferator of [something].”
– Rick Santorum.
Honestly, I didn’t even hear the last word because I started shrieking and crying and generally freaking the fuck out.
Did anyone just see Romney clap his hands right in...
90% sure he’s trying to make Santorum punch him.
“We’re losing the foundation of America: families.”
– Mitt Romney.
Ah yes! I can remember the first time I read the Federalist Papers. It was all “family” this and “family” that.
“Are you really afraid that someone is going to tell you that you are being...”
– Wayne Coyne (via supcakes)
The New Yorker: Poem to Daniel Pearl →
newyorker:
Note: A couple of weeks ago, I spent some time in Los Angeles with the parents of Daniel Pearl, a brilliant and courageous reporter for the Wall Street Journal who, ten years ago this month, was kidnapped and slaughtered by terrorists in Pakistan. At the time of his death, Danny’s wife, Mariane,…
Read this. Written by his father, Judea Pearl.
Rules for tonight's debate drinking game:
Every time someone says “freedom” or “liberty”, drink.
Every time Newt Gingrich mentions being Catholic or calls himself a “Washington outsider”, drink.
Every time someone says “Santorum”, giggle uncontrollably, then drink.
Every time Newt Gingrich refers to himself as a “historian”, slam head against wall, then drink to counter any...
AHHHHHHHH I JUST FOUND ALL 7 SEASONS OF THE WEST WING STREAMING YESSSSSSS WHADDUP
HERE
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When I was in (Catholic) high school and (Jesuit) college, I would spend Ash Wednesday obnoxiously offering to wipe off everyone’s forehead smudges with my thumb.
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what’s your name?
who’s your daddy?
is he rich like me?
(get your earworm here)
Iron and Wine // Boy With a Coin
Anonymous asked: I think you're just adorable :)
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