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  8. themarke said: This sounds like something you would find on Tumblr!
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    I knew it!!! You’re too perfect.
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    So awesome. Just so you guys know, Jess isn’t real either. I made her up.
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  20. notactuallyme said: WOW. Just… Wow.
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    Oh god my sister is going to shit a chicken, she love(s/d) him
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    I just finished reading this. Hoooooly shit.
  39. samsplace reblogged this from hammerito and added:
    Come on, who amongst us has not used a fake dead girlfriend to get something we wanted. I mean, everyone does that,...
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    Holy shit. Holy shit. The girlfriend he claimed had died during the season apparently wasn’t real.
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  43. illustratedexample said: Jesus. That’s insane.
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  48. eoporto said: wait? he just made it up?!?!?!
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