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I've been wandering around, making up movies in my head.

Hello.
I'm Mike.
I'm 21.
I'm a Psych major. It is fun.
I live in Scranton, PA.
Nope, I've never met Dwight Schrute.
I'm straight, but a LGBT supporter, forever and always.

You're encouraged to ask questions, say hello, or show me pictures of baby seals if you like.
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paulpb: hammerito: Dear Girl in the Next Cubicle, You seem to be confused. You see, the cafeteria is 1000 ft. away, and yet, here you are, chowing down on what appears to be a 7 course meal. I hope you brought a finger bowl. Here’s a handy list of landmarks so you’ll be able to distinguish one from the other. Cafeteria: Chik-Fil-A, Starbucks, Sbarro, Quizno’s, The Fresh Food Company, and the convenience store. Library: Books. 5 floors of books. Nothin’ but books. And for the love of Christ, you finished the goddamn soup. If you keep scraping the bottom of that bowl, you’re going to be digesting individual PVC molecules. THX SO MUCH, Mike. Dude, just turn around and stare at her while breathing heavily. She’ll soon scooby on down to the cafeteria. Trust me. I’m a master at repelling the ladies with my asthmatic wheezings… She’s in front of me. The only way I’m getting this girl’s attention is with a Banana Split or this month’s edition of Bulimia Illustrated.

paulpb:

hammerito:

Dear Girl in the Next Cubicle,

You seem to be confused. You see, the cafeteria is 1000 ft. away, and yet, here you are, chowing down on what appears to be a 7 course meal. I hope you brought a finger bowl.

Here’s a handy list of landmarks so you’ll be able to distinguish one from the other.

  • Cafeteria: Chik-Fil-A, Starbucks, Sbarro, Quizno’s, The Fresh Food Company, and the convenience store.
  • Library: Books. 5 floors of books. Nothin’ but books.

And for the love of Christ, you finished the goddamn soup. If you keep scraping the bottom of that bowl, you’re going to be digesting individual PVC molecules.

THX SO MUCH,

Mike.

Dude, just turn around and stare at her while breathing heavily. She’ll soon scooby on down to the cafeteria. Trust me. I’m a master at repelling the ladies with my asthmatic wheezings…

She’s in front of me. The only way I’m getting this girl’s attention is with a Banana Split or this month’s edition of Bulimia Illustrated.

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