I now actually feel bad for Manti Te'o. This is going to be brutal.
  1. themarke said: This sounds like something you would find on Tumblr!
  2. samalame reblogged this from wentdog and added:
    I knew it!!! You’re too perfect.
  3. wentdog reblogged this from samsplace and added:
    So awesome. Just so you guys know, Jess isn’t real either. I made her up.
  4. notactuallyme said: WOW. Just… Wow.
  5. pirriwinkles reblogged this from smashness
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  7. russianroulettechampion reblogged this from hammerito and added:
    Oh god my sister is going to shit a chicken, she love(s/d) him
  8. flyingupoctaves reblogged this from hammerito
  9. alex-lately reblogged this from samsplace and added:
    I just finished reading this. Hoooooly shit.
  10. samsplace reblogged this from hammerito and added:
    Come on, who amongst us has not used a fake dead girlfriend to get something we wanted. I mean, everyone does that,...
  11. whyisthishappening reblogged this from hammerito and added:
    Holy shit. Holy shit. The girlfriend he claimed had died during the season apparently wasn’t real.
  12. illustratedexample said: Jesus. That’s insane.
  13. scholvin said: Damn.
  14. eoporto said: wait? he just made it up?!?!?!