Pop-Tart cooking guide*
30 seconds: still a Pop-tart
45 seconds: lukewarm Pop-Tart
57.3 seconds: only acceptable Pop-Tart temperature
1 minute: oh fuck I burned one corner somehow
1 minute 15 seconds: brittle crust; magma center. Cannot safely be moved.
1 minute 30 seconds: Pop-Tart is on fire
2 minutes: everything is on fire now
*adjusted for my mom’s toaster
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Put butter on it.
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