spongebob:

reblogged from airbender-07

I have a theory that the ‘Squidville’ episode of SpongeBob perfectly captures Brooklyn over the last several years if you just assume that Squidville used to have cooler people living there.

(Source: flyingshoppinglist)

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Monday, 24th March

WTF Mark Ruffalo is at my neighborhood bar

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Sunday, 16th March

Oh right, never check someone’s blog after you stop dating them. I manage to forget this annually.

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Saturday, 22nd February

Biceps Like Triceps and Triceps Like Quadriceps

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Tuesday, 28th January
I rarely update anymore, but I’m in Philly right now getting my Crossfit level 1 cert (there are a lot of reasons for this, mostly monetary) and while I started as highly, highly suspicious of cult-yness (now I’m just my normal level of skeptical), this is different than I expected. I’ve given Crossfit my fair share of shit over bad coaches letting people hurt themselves, but there are bad coaches and bad trainers everywhere. There’s a lot to be said for an empirical approach to wellness, and while I still have my reservations about the quest to do everything supergoddamnfast, I think I should recognize that I was being a hater, because admitting when you’re an asshole is a good thing to do. It probably my didn’t hurt my conversion to have 70 people cheering for me. 

Anyway, the top guy is Dmitri Klokov (the top guy), one of my heroes/idols/etc. who was here a few weeks ago, throwing 450+ lbs. over his head in the same spot I got to lift in tonight. I’d like to be him when I grow up.

I rarely update anymore, but I’m in Philly right now getting my Crossfit level 1 cert (there are a lot of reasons for this, mostly monetary) and while I started as highly, highly suspicious of cult-yness (now I’m just my normal level of skeptical), this is different than I expected. I’ve given Crossfit my fair share of shit over bad coaches letting people hurt themselves, but there are bad coaches and bad trainers everywhere. There’s a lot to be said for an empirical approach to wellness, and while I still have my reservations about the quest to do everything supergoddamnfast, I think I should recognize that I was being a hater, because admitting when you’re an asshole is a good thing to do. It probably my didn’t hurt my conversion to have 70 people cheering for me.

Anyway, the top guy is Dmitri Klokov (the top guy), one of my heroes/idols/etc. who was here a few weeks ago, throwing 450+ lbs. over his head in the same spot I got to lift in tonight. I’d like to be him when I grow up.

Just because I’m “not a doctor” and “didn’t go to medical school” doesn’t mean I can’t consistently patch myself back together in lieu of actual medical care.

Just because I’m “not a doctor” and “didn’t go to medical school” doesn’t mean I can’t consistently patch myself back together in lieu of actual medical care.

Brooklyn wind, Brooklyn dunes

Brooklyn wind, Brooklyn dunes

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Friday, 3rd January
#bk
My aunt refuses to wear her glasses in public, so we all got ‘Happy Birthday Jesus’ Starbucks cards this year.

My aunt refuses to wear her glasses in public, so we all got ‘Happy Birthday Jesus’ Starbucks cards this year.

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Wednesday, 25th December
December 21st, 53 degrees.

December 21st, 53 degrees.

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Saturday, 21st December
Nothing says “I’m doing squats tomorrow” like stuffing, mashed potatoes, and American cheese rolled in bread crumbs and fried in butter at midnight.

Nothing says “I’m doing squats tomorrow” like stuffing, mashed potatoes, and American cheese rolled in bread crumbs and fried in butter at midnight.

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Saturday, 30th November