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You're brilliant.

  • Joe Buck: Well, it's raining here in Philly and we're closing in on 9 PM. There must be a limit on how long Major League Baseball is willing to wait before starting this game.
  • Tim McCarver: Yeah, but remember, we gain an hour tonight... uh, on the clock.
  • Joe Buck: ...
  • Tim McCarver: With Daylight Savings Time...
  • Joe Buck: ...oh, I see. Because you spring forward and you fall back. Huh.
  • Tim McCarver: EXACTLY!
  • Joe Buck: Hokay, well, that's why he's him and I'm me, folks.
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Saturday, 31st October
#FUCK TIM MCCARVER #PHILLES #WORLD SERIES
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“You know who invented the bat weight? The great Yankee great Elston Howard.”

TWICE AS GREAT AS THE OTHER YANKEES! IT’S NOT REDUNDANT, IT’S JUST RE-EMPHASIZED TWICE, WHICH IS LIKE SAYING IT TWICE! THANKS, TIM MCCARVER!

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Saturday, 31st October
#FUCK TIM MCCARVER #PHILLIES #WORLD SERIES
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“Well, the heating pads are filtered to the bullpen.”

???????????????????

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Sunday, 1st November
#FUCK TIM MCCARVER #PHILLIES #WORLD SERIES
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“You know, the Phillies DO have an X-Ray, uh, facility available, uh, for players who, uh… need to be X-Rayed and need that type of care. Which I guess would be the course of action that they might use for Shane Victorino, maybe.”

Sometimes they just write themselves.

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Monday, 2nd November
#FUCK TIM MCCARVER #PHILLIES #WORLD SERIES
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“The keys to winning: For the Phillies, they need to win.”

2 pitches in, folks. 2 pitches in.

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Wednesday, 4th November
#Fuck Tim McCarver #Phillies #World Series
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“Reading Pettitte is like… reading Greek.”

ARISTOTLE CAN’T HIT HIS CURVEBALL!

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Wednesday, 4th November
#Fuck Tim McCarver #Phillies #World Series
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YOU’VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME. (via Deadspin)

YOU’VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME.

(via Deadspin)

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Saturday, 14th November
#FUCK TIM MCCARVER