It’s sparkleneelysparkle's birthday?! Joe Biden almost forgot!
Happy birthday!

It’s sparkleneelysparkle's birthday?! Joe Biden almost forgot!

Happy birthday!

eboniii:

(via fuckyeah4chan)

~*tHe PrIdE oF sCrAnToN*~

eboniii:

(via fuckyeah4chan)

~*tHe PrIdE oF sCrAnToN*~

rosasparks:

YOU GUYS!
JOE BIDEN T-SHIRTS!

The Pride of Scranton.

rosasparks:

YOU GUYS!

JOE BIDEN T-SHIRTS!

The Pride of Scranton.

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Tuesday, 23rd March
rosasparks:

fuckyeahjoebiden:

purple-yam:

BOY I WANT WANT WANT WHAT YOU WANT WANT WANT
GIVE IT TO ME BABY LIKE BOOM BOOM BOOM

Biden and Puppies? Happy Friday!

It’s not Friday, but I don’t give a FUCK.
Oh HAAAAY, baby. HAAAAAY.
Mmmm, old man leather coat.
Is it hot in herre or what?

rosasparks:

fuckyeahjoebiden:

purple-yam:

BOY I WANT WANT WANT WHAT YOU WANT WANT WANT

GIVE IT TO ME BABY LIKE BOOM BOOM BOOM

Biden and Puppies? Happy Friday!

It’s not Friday, but I don’t give a FUCK.

Oh HAAAAY, baby. HAAAAAY.

Mmmm, old man leather coat.

Is it hot in herre or what?

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Thursday, 8th April
apsies:

joethebiden:

tenyouusness:

The Salesman (from The Atlantic October 2010)

Biden is a salesman—a high-level one, but a salesman at heart. His father sold cars back in Wilmington, and the son has all the same moves. He is a virtuoso talker. That fluency is not a gift but an accomplishment: attaining it meant defeating a severe boyhood stutter, a feat in which he still takes pride. His prodigious loquacity is not about vanity, as his critics claim—although Biden is as vain as the next successful man. It’s about selling. It’s about the deal. In fact, that’s one of his favorite expressions: Here’s the deal.

“Prodigious loquacity” isn’t as good as “epic prolixity” but points for effort, The Atlantic. Oh, and I liked this:

Joe Biden doesn’t just meet you, he engulfs you. There’s the direct contact with his blue eyes, the firm handshake while his other hand grasps your arm, the flash of those famously perfect white teeth, and an immediate frontal assault on your personal space. He shoulders right through the aura of fame and high office. Forget the Secret Service, the ever-present battery of aides and advisers, the photographers clicking away: the vice president of the United States moves in like an old pal with something urgent to tell you—just you.

how is he even real ♥

Despite the suburban estate, the well-tailored suits, the impressive golf game—Biden shot a 77 the first time Obama invited him out, and he likes to joke that he has not been invited back (he has been)—Biden is still the kid on the grounds crew, the kid with something to prove, Joey Bye-Bye from the streets of Scranton.


Joe Biden doesn’t just meet you, he engulfs you.Guh. My heart :’)

Joey Bye-Bye from the streets of Scranton. Love this man.

You know it. The Pride of Scranton.

apsies:

joethebiden:

tenyouusness:

The Salesman (from The Atlantic October 2010)

Biden is a salesman—a high-level one, but a salesman at heart. His father sold cars back in Wilmington, and the son has all the same moves. He is a virtuoso talker. That fluency is not a gift but an accomplishment: attaining it meant defeating a severe boyhood stutter, a feat in which he still takes pride. His prodigious loquacity is not about vanity, as his critics claim—although Biden is as vain as the next successful man. It’s about selling. It’s about the deal. In fact, that’s one of his favorite expressions: Here’s the deal.

“Prodigious loquacity” isn’t as good as “epic prolixity” but points for effort, The Atlantic. Oh, and I liked this:

Joe Biden doesn’t just meet you, he engulfs you. There’s the direct contact with his blue eyes, the firm handshake while his other hand grasps your arm, the flash of those famously perfect white teeth, and an immediate frontal assault on your personal space. He shoulders right through the aura of fame and high office. Forget the Secret Service, the ever-present battery of aides and advisers, the photographers clicking away: the vice president of the United States moves in like an old pal with something urgent to tell you—just you.

how is he even real

Despite the suburban estate, the well-tailored suits, the impressive golf game—Biden shot a 77 the first time Obama invited him out, and he likes to joke that he has not been invited back (he has been)—Biden is still the kid on the grounds crew, the kid with something to prove, Joey Bye-Bye from the streets of Scranton.

Joe Biden doesn’t just meet you, he engulfs you.
Guh. My heart :’)

Joey Bye-Bye from the streets of Scranton. Love this man.

You know it. The Pride of Scranton.

(via think4yourself)

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Monday, 20th September
zainyk:

JOE
WHNPA Eyes of History 2011 Award of Excellence

zainyk:

JOE

WHNPA Eyes of History 2011 Award of Excellence

(via waitingonoblivion)

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Saturday, 26th February
morninggloria:

Jauntily marching Vice President Joe Biden joins Thundersnow, strutting Tina Fey’s Daughter, prancing Cera, and strutting Leo in the annals of funny walks captured in photographs in the era of the internet.
(AP Photo/Shizuo Kambayashi)

morninggloria:

Jauntily marching Vice President Joe Biden joins Thundersnow, strutting Tina Fey’s Daughter, prancing Cera, and strutting Leo in the annals of funny walks captured in photographs in the era of the internet.

(AP Photo/Shizuo Kambayashi)

(Source: egryan, via ro-s-a-spark-s)

ro-s-aspa-rks:

vpbiden:

In honor of Joe’s 70th birthday on November 20th, here’s some of his best, and funniest moments. Happy Birthday, Mr. Vice President!
  1. Joe Biden on Jill Biden: “I will not leave the house- I swear to god, until she kisses me and gives me a hug”
  2. Joe Biden fist bumps Kal Penn while wearing aviators
  3. Joe Biden’s 2012 DNC Speech
  4. Joe Biden guest stars on Parks and Recreation
  5. President Obama and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid make fun of Joe Biden because women love him- “People were propositioning him” “Where were we where all those women started saying, Joe you’re hot?”
  6. Joe Biden on Carmen Sandiego
  7. Joe Biden does a magic trick
  8. Joe Biden and Speaker of the House John Boehner engage in man hug, Boehner brags about golf
  9. Joe Biden’s Top Ten on David Letterman
  10. Joe Biden cries after his son Beau nominates him at the DNC
  11. Joe Biden gets choked up talking about his past at the 2008 vice presidential debate
  12. “With all due respect, that’s a bunch of malarkey”
  13. Joe Biden talks about his stuttering problem on The View
  14. Joe Biden to Obama: “This is a big fucking deal”
  15. Joe Biden gives 17-year-old girl a ride to his rally
  16. Joe Biden endorses same-sex marriage
  17. “I promise you, the President has a big stick”
  18. Dr. Jill Biden makes accidental joke about Joe Biden’s penis, Joe laughs
  19. “America’s Happy Warrior” walks onto stage, fist pumps
  20. Joe Biden makes a really awkward sex joke about his parents
  21. I Want Joe Biden, Need Joe Biden
  22. Joe Biden’s “It Gets Better” 
  23. Obama and Biden go on a burger run
  24. Joe Biden sworn in as 47th Vice President
  25. Joe Biden’s 2008 DNC speech
  26. Dr. Jill Biden’s 2012 DNC Speech

Yay!

Happy 70th birthday to the man I want to be in 45 years.

(via ro-s-a-spark-s)

notthatkindagay:

demnewswire:

The new official portrait of Vice President Joe Biden in his West Wing Office at the White House, taken on Jan. 10

<3

notthatkindagay:

demnewswire:

The new official portrait of Vice President Joe Biden in his West Wing Office at the White House, taken on Jan. 10

<3

(via notthebarefootcontessa)

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Monday, 25th February