It’s sparkleneelysparkle’s birthday?! Joe Biden almost forgot!
Happy birthday!
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Monday, 23rd November
BOY I WANT WANT WANT WHAT YOU WANT WANT WANT
GIVE IT TO ME BABY LIKE BOOM BOOM BOOM
Biden and Puppies? Happy Friday!
It’s not Friday, but I don’t give a FUCK.
Oh HAAAAY, baby. HAAAAAY.
Mmmm, old man leather coat.
Is it hot in herre or what?
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Thursday, 8th April
The Salesman (from The Atlantic October 2010)
Biden is a salesman—a high-level one, but a salesman at heart. His father sold cars back in Wilmington, and the son has all the same moves. He is a virtuoso talker. That fluency is not a gift but an accomplishment: attaining it meant defeating a severe boyhood stutter, a feat in which he still takes pride. His prodigious loquacity is not about vanity, as his critics claim—although Biden is as vain as the next successful man. It’s about selling. It’s about the deal. In fact, that’s one of his favorite expressions: Here’s the deal.
“Prodigious loquacity” isn’t as good as “epic prolixity” but points for effort, The Atlantic. Oh, and I liked this:
Joe Biden doesn’t just meet you, he engulfs you. There’s the direct contact with his blue eyes, the firm handshake while his other hand grasps your arm, the flash of those famously perfect white teeth, and an immediate frontal assault on your personal space. He shoulders right through the aura of fame and high office. Forget the Secret Service, the ever-present battery of aides and advisers, the photographers clicking away: the vice president of the United States moves in like an old pal with something urgent to tell you—just you.
how is he even real ♥
Despite the suburban estate, the well-tailored suits, the impressive golf game—Biden shot a 77 the first time Obama invited him out, and he likes to joke that he has not been invited back (he has been)—Biden is still the kid on the grounds crew, the kid with something to prove, Joey Bye-Bye from the streets of Scranton.
Joe Biden doesn’t just meet you, he engulfs you.
Guh. My heart :’)Joey Bye-Bye from the streets of Scranton. Love this man.
You know it. The Pride of Scranton.
(via think4yourself)
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Monday, 20th September
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Saturday, 26th February
Jauntily marching Vice President Joe Biden joins Thundersnow, strutting Tina Fey’s Daughter, prancing Cera, and strutting Leo in the annals of funny walks captured in photographs in the era of the internet.
(AP Photo/Shizuo Kambayashi)
(Source: egryan, via ro-s-aspa-rks)
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Thursday, 25th August
In honor of Joe’s 70th birthday on November 20th, here’s some of his best, and funniest moments. Happy Birthday, Mr. Vice President!
- Joe Biden on Jill Biden: “I will not leave the house- I swear to god, until she kisses me and gives me a hug”
- Joe Biden fist bumps Kal Penn while wearing aviators
- Joe Biden’s 2012 DNC Speech
- Joe Biden guest stars on Parks and Recreation
- President Obama and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid make fun of Joe Biden because women love him- “People were propositioning him” “Where were we where all those women started saying, Joe you’re hot?”
- Joe Biden on Carmen Sandiego
- Joe Biden does a magic trick
- Joe Biden and Speaker of the House John Boehner engage in man hug, Boehner brags about golf
- Joe Biden’s Top Ten on David Letterman
- Joe Biden cries after his son Beau nominates him at the DNC
- Joe Biden gets choked up talking about his past at the 2008 vice presidential debate
- “With all due respect, that’s a bunch of malarkey”
- Joe Biden talks about his stuttering problem on The View
- Joe Biden to Obama: “This is a big fucking deal”
- Joe Biden gives 17-year-old girl a ride to his rally
- Joe Biden endorses same-sex marriage
- “I promise you, the President has a big stick”
- Dr. Jill Biden makes accidental joke about Joe Biden’s penis, Joe laughs
- “America’s Happy Warrior” walks onto stage, fist pumps
- Joe Biden makes a really awkward sex joke about his parents
- I Want Joe Biden, Need Joe Biden
- Joe Biden’s “It Gets Better”
- Obama and Biden go on a burger run
- Joe Biden sworn in as 47th Vice President
- Joe Biden’s 2008 DNC speech
- Dr. Jill Biden’s 2012 DNC Speech
Yay!
Happy 70th birthday to the man I want to be in 45 years.
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Tuesday, 20th November
The new official portrait of Vice President Joe Biden in his West Wing Office at the White House, taken on Jan. 10
<3
(via notthebarefootcontessa)
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Monday, 25th February
